Surgeons eager to perform any surgery that you want done!
Thanks to our wonderful surgeons giving up on their dreams, you have access to safe surgeries.
All our doctors have some related reason to be hired and trusted by us!
The online inexpensive option to a "speciailist."
DOCTR© is one of the many specialty websites ran by the Maffian family. Started in 1886, the family business has continued and is now on the dark web!
At DOCTR©, we run an online website to purchase the use of a doctor for extremely fair and low prices. We use many doctors from all over the world. Our medical teams consist of
Charles Goodhealth
Charles is a professional golfer, has performed 5 successful surgeries*. Also has some issues with alcohol.
Karen Coarner
Deer surgeon specialist for two years, until she realized she was in a useless job field and couldn't afford to go back to school.
Terry Adams
Worked three months as a janitor in a hospital, until was fired. Will not tell us why. What is going on, Terry?
Harold Johnson
Didn't have any schooling, but he's my nephew and needs a job.
Tiffany Tooler
Failed medical school after 6 months, specializes in cosmetic surgeries. 💉
Will not perform on people who are "too" ugly
Lunabelle Taki
Our highest rated surgeon, has been performing successful surgeries for years.
We can easily replace your heart with no difficulties!
We have four central basements buildings we perform at
however, if you can't come to us, we can come to you and perform in your own home!
Atlanta, Georgia
Contact #: (333)-456-1234
Baltimore, Maryland
Contact #: (333)-123-4567
Birmingham, Alabama
Contact #: (333)-123-4567
Washington D.C., Maryland
Contact #: (333)-123-4567
Are we still too pricy? No problem! Look into purchasing some organs and make it a DIY!
Human Kidney: $272,000
Cow Kidney: $7.00
Human Lung: $140,000
Cow Lung: $70.00
Human Liver: $157,000
Cow Liver: $60.00
Human Brain: $9,100
Cow Brain: $115.00
Human Heart: $119,000
Cow Heart: $40.00
Human Stomach: $508.00
Cow Stomach *4 for 1*: $250.00