WOLF
Price: $200
Product Descriptiom:
Nothing says "I am in charge" quite like a pack of feral beasts at your back. All purchases of eight or more wolves include a free dogsled and bullwhip.
Main diet: Anything susceptible to sharp teeth.
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GRIZZLY BEAR
Price: $500
Product Description:
This is a bear. What more is there to say? All purchases through the end of February include a complimentary saddle and bear-sized suit of chainmail.
Main diet: Stray hikers
DISCLAIMER: We are not responsible for missing picnic baskets.
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WHITE BENGAL TIGER
Price: $1000
Product Description:
The perfect pet for threatening British MI6 agents who look suspiciously like Sean Connery.
Main diet: British MI6 agents who look suspiciously like Sean Connery.
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HONEY BADGER
Price: $700
Product Description:
The perfect animal for hunting venomous snakes and/or bragging about having a honey badger.
Main diet: Cobras (not a joke, these things are just that awesome).
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