At Kronos studios, we are devoted to excellence. The greatest care is taken with all of our moving pictures, which when transmitted from your eyes to your brain, will make you wish to literally drown our families in award nominations.
Each and every one of our films are shot using the most advanced camera technology that totally isn't an iPhone 4, so stop asking. We take care to employ only the finest of actors we can find behind the local 7/11, and purchase true to life costumes imported from master designers in Paris. No, we didn't buy them from Family Dollar, really. NO, seriously. Pinky promise.
So as to demonstrate our magnificent film-making prowess, we are including our (almost) award winning short film, 20 Seconds of Wall. Finally, you may witness the majestic exploration of human emotion and raw social commentary that is our magnum opus. Enjoy the film! Or else.
